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You know you're a runner when..... You HATE when training runs don't end EXACTLY on a whole number.. But for some reason, you have NO PROBLEM with the  numbers13.1 and 26.2
SEVERE COLD WEATHER WARNING  *** People are being told to stay inside unless going out is completely  *** Runners are being told  to wear a hat
RUNNING.  I'm only in it for the socially acceptable day drinking.
Shout out to all runners who will never qualify for Boston, we basic af but  we cute
Home treadmill in 2019: frowned upon Home treadmill in 2020: encouraged
I used to think runners were happy 'cause all those endorphins until I become one. Now I know it's 'cause  we get to eat and drink  when we are done.
No matter how good you feel on your run... There will always be a woman pushing a stroller that's running  faster than you!!
Burns 500 calories running... More room for "dessert"!
"So what do you want to do for  Valentine's Day?" "I'm doing it."
Me once in while   v   me ALL the time
Quarantine and Chill?
I went for a run 4 times, I ate 22 times took 7 naps and it's still today
RUNNING OXYMORONS: *easy five miles *"only" a half marathon *humble marathoner *sanitary porta potty *ten perfect toenails *pre-run stretches *fast recovery YIKES!!
Older man in New Balance 407 :  "Where's your mask, asshole."  Me in Alphafly Next% : "I'm  vaccinated, peasant."
I was meant to be rich I can tell by  the way I spend money
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