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RUNNING OXYMORONS: *easy five miles *"only" a half marathon *humble marathoner *sanitary porta potty *ten perfect toenails *pre-run stretches *fast recovery YIKES!!
You know you're a runner when..... You HATE when training runs don't end EXACTLY on a whole number.. But for some reason, you have NO PROBLEM with the  numbers13.1 and 26.2
Will run for apple strudel and a medal! Anytime!
Me once in while   v   me ALL the time
Stop saying I'm hard to shop for.  You know where the running store is.
I used to think runners were happy 'cause all those endorphins until I become one. Now I know it's 'cause  we get to eat and drink  when we are done.
I won't say vert is beating my ass  right now... but the bitch got hands
What's on my running playlist?  Obviously anything with 180 bpm...
Yes, I run for a cause... ... 'cause I like medals!
I see no good reason to act my age.
Older man in New Balance 407 :  "Where's your mask, asshole."  Me in Alphafly Next% : "I'm  vaccinated, peasant."
I have faced more peer pressure to run a marathon than to do drugs
Quarantine and Chill?
You either want to be a distance  runner or you want skinny jeans.  You really cant's have both.
Home treadmill in 2019: frowned upon Home treadmill in 2020: encouraged
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