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Running won't solve all your problems. But then again, neither will housework.
You know you're a runner when..... You HATE when training runs don't end EXACTLY on a whole number.. But for some reason, you have NO PROBLEM with the numbers13.1 and 26.2
No one: Me: God please let me find $80,000 on my run today
"ON YOUR LEFT!" The runners worst enemy, like bro chill out, you'll never do the Tour de France
Running friend (n): One who listens, doesn't judge and somehow makes 2 hours or running fun!
After 20 miles, Don't trust a Fart.
When you're full of confidence it confuses people who are full of shit
RUNNING. I'm only in it for the socially acceptable day drinking.
RUNNING OXYMORONS: *easy five miles *"only" a half marathon *humble marathoner *sanitary porta potty *ten perfect toenails *pre-run stretches *fast recovery YIKES!!
No matter how good you feel on your run... There will always be a woman pushing a stroller that's running faster than you!!
Me once in while v me ALL the time
I went for a run 4 times, I ate 22 times took 7 naps and it's still today
Quarantine and Chill?
I used to think runners were happy 'cause all those endorphins until I become one. Now I know it's 'cause we get to eat and drink when we are done.
"My boobs are bigger than yours" "Dad, that's not funny!"
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