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Everyone's got that one friend who says "let's run a 5K together!" Make sure to thank that friend on the start and finish line; you'll be cursing her for the half hour between.
Nobody has seen you at your ugliest like your running friends have
Absolutely no one: Me:
Run when you can, walk if you have to, crawl if you must . . . . . . oh, screw it, I'm calling a taxi.
Good morning inmates
Me before a run: I DON'T WANNA Me during a run: Make it STOP Me after a run: I feel SO amazing! Sign me up for the Olympics!
Me: omg so sorry just saw your text, crazy day Actually me:
Whenever I see someone running faster than me I say "they're not going as far" –takes the sting out of it
Day 4 with no running: I've lost hearing in my right eye
*day 3 without running* Cashier: Have a nice day! Me: Don't worry bout me hoe
Run darling, run! There's booze at the finish line!!!!
I ran twice today. First I ran out of beer, and then I ran to get some more.
"You trained too hard to walk. MOVE IT!!"
Unless you are standing at mile 26 or 26.1, please do not hold a sign saying "YOU'RE ALMOST THERE"!
Does anyone else whisper "what the f*ck" to themselves at least 57 times in the first two miles or is it just me
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