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One day, my fridge will take revenge on me. Every half hour it will go to a room, open my door, stare at me for 3 minutes, then it will leave...
I overthink. I overtrain. I overeat.
If we are on the zoom call and my "gatorade" got a salt rim mind your business
You know you’re a runner when... You finished 10 miles and you don’t brag to your friends because it’s not a big deal anymore
Make-up on a long run? I'm lucky if my hair doesn't look like a rabid animal died in it.
Wine drunk is always a surprise. Like will I be giggling for hours, or will I just cry? Perhaps plot a fun revenge, or eat a dinner for 4? Who knows?
Running forever! Housework whenever...
26.2 ...because 26.3 would be CRAZY!
Me before a run: I DON'T WANNA Me during a run: Make it STOP Me after a run: I feel SO amazing! Sign me up for the Olympics!
I ate healthy and exercised today. I better wake up skinny.
I wish weight was like virginity. Once you lost it you could never get it back!
I don't know what's longer.. a microwave minute OR a treadmill minute!
Thoughts on my run: It's a beautiful day for a run... This sucks... It's starting to feel far... Six minutes?!.. I must be 1/2 way by now... What?! Only two miles in?
Shout out to all runners who will never qualify for Boston, we basic af but we cute
Runners be like... I have a better chance of winning the Mega Millions than I do of staying up late enough on a Friday to see if I won the Mega Millions.
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