eBibs

Whenever I see someone running faster than me I say "they're not going as far" –takes the sting out of it
During sex you burn as many calories as running for 5 miles. "Who the f**k runs 5 miles in 30 seconds??"
Top 5 reasons to date a runner girl: 5• You'll get some alone time 4• We like it long, hard and in the woods 3• We do it in the morning at lunch or after dinner 2• We're not afraid to get a little dirty 1• Short shorts... g...
I don't mind coming to work, but this eight-hour wait to go home is really starting to mess with my running schedule
You have to give marathoners credit... There is no one else that runs 40 plus miles a week yet still gain weight
NEVER SAY NEVER with anything running related... "Never could I run a 5k" ....DID IT! "Never could I run a 10k" ...DID IT! "Never could I run a Half-Marathon."...DID IT! "Never could I run a Marathon" ...DID IT!
An obsession done halfway is just a distraction.
No, no... This isn't the hill. This is the hill to GET to the hill..
The four stages of my day off: 1. I'll go for a run & do so much stuff 2. LATER, I'll do lots stuff 3. EVENTUALLY, I'll do some stuff 4. OH NO
Runners be like... I have a better chance of winning the Mega Millions than I do of running a Boston qualifying time.
Don't let anyone bullshit you, running a marathon is fccking hard
I think I've reached that point in my life where happy hour is a nap
Me at night: I'm getting up at 6am to run. Me next morning: maybe I'll just do a few sit-ups and call it a day.
You know the miles have truly paid off when you become an eBib caricature!!
Nutritionist: You should eat 1400 calories a day. Me: Ok, and how many at night?
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