eBibs

When you find out the flavor Gatorade at the aid station is your least favorite...
me: i'll stop at 6 miles: 6.08 me: whoa, looks like i gotta run 7
You know the miles have truly paid off when you become an eBib caricature!!
RUNNING... Because dieting is NOT an option!!!
During sex you burn as many calories as running for 5 miles. "Who the f**k runs 5 miles in 30 seconds??"
Me at night: I'm getting up at 6am to run. Me next morning: maybe I'll just do a few sit-ups and call it a day.
I don't mind coming to work, but this eight-hour wait to go home is really starting to mess with my running schedule
Wine doesn't solve any problems. But then again, neither does milk!
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about.
You better clean that mess up... Your mom didn't get to run today... no telling what level of crazy we are working with!
You suck. You should fix that.
Slowly step away from that cotton t-shirt and nobody's nipples will get hurt!!!
When the candles cost more than the cake... You still chase women, but only downhill. Happy birthday!
Doctor: No running for 5 weeks Me & Lil Nas X: Can't nobody tell me nothiiiiiin'
Some days you eat salads and go to the gym. Some days you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. It's called balance.
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