eBibs

The four stages of my day off: 1. I'll go for a run & do so much stuff 2. LATER, I'll do lots stuff 3. EVENTUALLY, I'll do some stuff 4. OH NO
Don't let anyone bullshit you, running a marathon is fccking hard
me: i'll stop at 6 miles: 6.08 me: whoa, looks like i gotta run 7
Runners be like... I have a better chance of winning the Mega Millions than I do of running a Boston qualifying time.
I think I've reached that point in my life where happy hour is a nap
That "See you tomorrow morning" turned into "See you in June"
I used to be able to drink all weekend. Now, a night of drinking requires more recovery time than my last marathon!
Nutritionist: You should eat 1400 calories a day. Me: Ok, and how many at night?
You suck. You should fix that.
NEVER SAY NEVER with anything running related... "Never could I run a 5k" ....DID IT! "Never could I run a 10k" ...DID IT! "Never could I run a Half-Marathon."...DID IT! "Never could I run a Marathon" ...DID IT!
You know the miles have truly paid off when you become an eBib caricature!!
Me seeing a personal trainer who needs a personal trainer
Me at night: I'm getting up at 6am to run. Me next morning: maybe I'll just do a few sit-ups and call it a day.
Doctor: No running for 5 weeks Me & Lil Nas X: Can't nobody tell me nothiiiiiin'
No, no... This isn't the hill. This is the hill to GET to the hill..
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