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Do you know what I got for Christmas? Fat. I got fat.
Runner's logic: "I'm tired.  I think I'll go for a run."
Nobody has seen you at your ugliest  like your running friends have
I ran 4 miles this morning... So if I did the math right, that entitles me to 3 pounds of chocolate and 2 bottles  of wine.
An obsession done halfway is  just a distraction.
At mile 20 I thought I was dead.  At mile 22 I wished I was dead.  At mile 24 I knew I was dead.  At mile 26.2 I realized I had  become too tough to kill.
Something only a runner would  understand... A route that you've driven hundreds of times never seems HILLY... until you're running it.
If she doesn't remember Mapquest,  she's too young for you bro
I came, I saw, I din't have  a mask, so I left
If I'm pausing my Garmin during a run just to reply to you...you won. Don't ever  question my loyalty
Hurts. So. Good.
Running an ultramarathon is more  thrilling when you don't have  health insurance
me: i'll stop at 6  miles: 6.08  me: whoa, looks like i gotta run 7
Me: omg so sorry just saw your text,  crazy day   Actually me:
Things new runners never saw coming
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