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Whenever I see someone running faster than me, I assume they aren't going so far.
Nutritionist: You should eat 1400 calories a day. Me: Ok, and how many at night?
Just so you're aware... Between mile 20 and 26.2 I start to use the word "F**k" like it's a comma.
Oh Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey. Hey, hey Mickey !... face it, you didn't read that, you sang it.
Just once I would like to make it through an entire hill workout without having a WTF moment
Doctor: No running for 5 weeks Me & Lil Nas X: Can't nobody tell me nothiiiiiin'
What are your plans for the weekend? Answer:Oh, nothing much. Just relaxing. TRUTH: Running as many miles as my body will allow.
One does not simply run past a glass wall without looking at their form!
In bed by 8 pm on a Friday night is code for "there is a race tomorrow".
The four stages of my day off: 1. I'll go for a run & do so much stuff 2. LATER, I'll do lots stuff 3. EVENTUALLY, I'll do some stuff 4. OH NO
Me to me: "Is he actually cute? ....Or is he just fast?"
Me, my daily run and my phone. What a love triangle
I came, I saw, I din't have a mask, so I left
friend 1: i got promoted friend 2: i got engaged friend 3: i'm pregnant! ME: y'all wanna see my splits
#RunnerProblems When making weekend plans your first thought is always, "when can I get my long run in?"
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