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Running is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Oddly enough, that's the same definition for insanity. Coincidence? I think not.
coach be like hey I noticed you've been having a hard time recently. I'm bout to make it worse
What are your plans for the weekend? Answer:Oh, nothing much. Just relaxing. TRUTH: Running as many miles as my body will allow.
I came, I saw, I din't have a mask, so I left
Just once I would like to make it through an entire hill workout without having a WTF moment
Oh Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey. Hey, hey Mickey !... face it, you didn't read that, you sang it.
The four stages of my day off: 1. I'll go for a run & do so much stuff 2. LATER, I'll do lots stuff 3. EVENTUALLY, I'll do some stuff 4. OH NO
You had me to "Let's go running!"
Whenever I see someone running faster than me, I assume they aren't going so far.
Doctor: No running for 5 weeks Me & Lil Nas X: Can't nobody tell me nothiiiiiin'
Just so you're aware... Between mile 20 and 26.2 I start to use the word "F**k" like it's a comma.
In bed by 8 pm on a Friday night is code for "there is a race tomorrow".
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about.
One does not simply run past a glass wall without looking at their form!
friend 1: i got promoted friend 2: i got engaged friend 3: i'm pregnant! ME: y'all wanna see my splits
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