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"Why do you run every day?" Me: So I'm less of an asshole
She didn't get to run Boston just to fake  an orgasm.... Stay hard mfs !!
My friend: "My track workouts are not that hard, you won't die or anything"  Me after:
Name a better feeling than going for  a run you almost canceled and it ends  up being amazing
26 POINT FRICKIN TWO. Because my kids deserve a mother  they can brag about.
I nut too quick for a threesome, one  of y'all ain't getting a turn
If your hubby is not a runner you're single to me
I overthink. I overtrain. I overeat.
The truth is you can always run faster  but sometimes the truth hurts
I'm 1% human and 99% tired
How influencers begin every sentence: "Guys..guys!! ......Guys!!!! I'm so freakin' excited!!"
I like running by myself so I can replay 1 song 67 times with no complaints
Nobody is too busy, it's just a matter of priorities
*going for a long run* Me: "Babe, can I touch your boobs  for some motivation?"  Her: "Yours should be  motivation enough."
somewhere right now a non-runner is asking a runner if their knees hurt because of all the running
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