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There are only two types of people in  the world:  – "it's already 9pm" and  – "it's only 9pm"  And they marry each other
It's been "one of those days" for about 7  months now and I'm not even exaggerating
"I will not look at her tits because she is my friend." Said no runner ever
Tell me you're a plus-sized runner without telling me you're a plus-sized runner
Monday *diet day 1*: I have portioned  out all my meals for a week  Tuesday *diet day 2*: All my portions for the week are now gone
I hope all 5 of the people I like in the world had a great day today
{RUNNING}  will break your heart, snatch your  pride and leave you begging for your  ever-lovin' life. But if you're  willing to tread through  proverbial shit, it will heal  whatever it is you're  ready to heal
The next person to say "Oh, you're only running the half", is going to get  punched in the throat.
My last though before I start a race: "Why am I doing this?" My first thought after i finish a race: "When can I do it again?"
I used to be stressed out a lot, but then I discovered running. I'm feeling so  much better now.
Chuck Norris?  Who is she?
Do you know what 50 Cent did when  he got hungry?  58. Please don't block me.
You know you're old anytime you're  entering your DOB with a smartphone  you get to the year and you have to  spin that bitch like you're on  Wheel Of Fortune
#ebibsafertdark  IT'S CALLED A JOKE! We used to tell them before people became offended by everything
I love pointing at random people,  because you know for the rest of the  day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were
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