New Featured eBibs

She's a 10.....but a 6 in Nike, and a 14 in Lululemon. why can't she find shorts?!? she's crying
"If you aren't happy with your race  times, try running a little bit faster"  – Eliud Kipchoge
BOSS: "Hey, can you hop on Zoom  real quick?"  ME:
Does anyone actually know what  you're supposed to do when people  are yelling "You're almost there" at  mile 5 in a marathon?
POLYRUNOROUS A runner, usually amateur, who openly  and consensually runs with multiple local running clubs or groups
Teach your children the joy of running  and they'll never have enough money  to buy drugs
The hardest part of training for a new  race is pretending that I'm still in shape the first 30-45 days
RAA (Runners Anonymous Association)  "Hi, my name is Alan and I've been  running for 8 months."  "Hello Alan."
TALENTS:  1. Eating  2. Running  3. Talking about running  4. Buying running gear  5. Signing up for races  6. Ignoring injuries
TALENTS:  1. Eating  2. Running  3. Talking about running 4. Buying running gear 5. Signing up for races 6. Ignoring injuries
I hate when runners who are really fast come to group runs and start pushing  the pace. Go run in the olympics b*tch  we trying to have fun
Sometimes you just have to down a gel, turn up the gangster rap and f*ck  yourself up for a few hours.   It's called self care.
I couldn't be a pastor. I'd be up there  like "YOU MFS don't respect God."
You know you are a runner when 9:15 in the morning feels late in the day.
I wish we could donate body fat  to those in need
Result Pages: <<    1  2  3  4  5 ...   >>