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I hate when runners who are really fast come to group runs and start pushing  the pace... Go run in the olympics  bxtch we trying to have fun
Marry a man with a beard. Because a man that's patient enough to grow a  beard has enough patience to deal  with your running bs
Some running friends really make you wonder how you got lucky enough  to meet them
Today is GLOBAL RUNNING DAY. Or as  we runners like to call it Wednesday
Why I choose to continue living:  1. out of spite 2. running 3. milfs
Some girls don't like to run in the rain because it puts their face back to  factory settings...
Me: "My husband has been having  trouble falling asleep." My therapist : "Have you tried telling him  about your running?"
What you call morning WOD I call breakfast in bed
If I invite you to go for a run with me we are fucking too don't act brand new
Yo what up! I'm in town for a race. Lmk if wanna fcck a bit or maybe just suck me off! I'm bald now btw
I've been waiting all winter to start complaining about the summer heat
Looking for a married woman, recently cheated on, mad and scorned, who  is willing to sell her husbands  triathlon bike for cheap
Peeing on a run with friends is such a  bonding moment
JLo and Ben Affleck are back together,  Lindsay Lohan is starring in a new  movie, and I'm still trying to get  a BQ.... Hello 2004
What's something you can say  during a run and in the bedroom?
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