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mfs be surprised asf when you're pretty and single        Just wait..... You'll see why I'm single
Autocorrect just changed "morning run" to "morning rum"....  Change of plans, guys.
I don't really have a plan.... I rely solely on caffeine, running and wine to get me through the day
Me: It's beautiful outside... 68 degrees and sunny.... Nothing can ruin this run My knee: Hey. Hey you fucking idiot
My issue with stretching is you have to keep doing it
Might get a little crazy tonight and  start a movie after 8:30
Anyone else met someone at a  destination race and added them on Facebook and now you just  have been weirdly watching  their life unfold for years???
If it's one thing about me imma put  some medals on yo timeline
It only takes one slow-walking person to reinforce the illusion that I'm actually  Boston material
Was gonna upload a selfie from today's run but it's raining and I don't  want y'all getting wet twice
Them: OMG you're running Boston???  Me: ....... Them: Ewww virtual.....  Some people just drain the  fucking nice out of you
Not sure if I'm out of shape or  I just suck
"My boobs are bigger than yours"  "Dad, that's not funny!"
It's crazy how many people try to  talk to you after one good picture
You know you're a runner when...  You can run 6 miles nonstop and still  feel out of shape
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