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"You're an ultrarunner? Wow I wish I  could be that healthy"
RUNNERS DO IT.... in the morning,  during lunch,  after work, and at night.
I don't mind coming to work, but this eight-hour wait to go home is really  starting to mess with my running  schedule
Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul on this Earth: Not even their mom: FiTneSs iNFLuEnceR: "A lot  of you have been asking me  about my gym routine.."
*Medal Monday* People really be posting selfies and  no medals. Seriously, grow tf up
I have blisters on both feet, I might  have a stress fracture on my left foot, and my legs are so sore it hurts to  walk. But I got a shiny medal saying  "Finisher"... Which is nice !!
Completed my first marathon.  And the award for "Acting normal  when you have a crap load of pain"  goes to...... ME !!!!
Kinda annoying when you're excited to talk to someone about your upcoming     race and don't feel the same energy back.
According to my nipples, summer is over.
You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 26.2 miles  just for a medal, t-shirt, and a beer. Welcome to the insanity !!
RUNNING OXYMORONS: *easy five miles *"only" a half marathon *humble marathoner *sanitary porta potty *ten perfect toenails *pre-run stretches *fast recovery YIKES!!
*early morning run* During the first mile: fuck this, I'm tired af During the last mile:  fuck yeah, that's what I call a good run. I  can't wait for tomorrow
Sometimes I look at all my black  toenails and wonder how long it's  been since I had all 10 of them  at the same time
Yeah sex is great but have you ever finished a run exactly on 5.0 miles?
Honestly blows my mind sometimes  how one can be so active but still have a meh body. Probably has to do with  my justifying things like  pizza because I ran 10  miles or something  like that
5:00AM Running doesn’t say 'I can’t'.. you do
When your IT band is starting to feel better, so you try running....  IT band pain: I'm back and  worse then ever baby
Running an ultra-marathon is a  socially acceptable form of insanity
Singing out loud while listening to  music during a run is the ultimate form of self care
2020 is in 3 months wtf
You might have more talent than me,  you might be smarter than me, you  might be sexier than me...  But if we get on the treadmill  together, there's two things:  You're getting off first,  or I'm going to die.  It's really that simple....
Running's a pain in the ass.  But it sure gives me a nice one.
Let's have a moment of silence for all  those who are stuck in traffic on  their way to the gym to ride  the stationary bicycle.
You glow different when you just  scored a new PR
What do running partners and dogs have in common? They’re both always there for you when the going gets tough!
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