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"How was your date?" "I played my own drinking game  where I took a drink every time she  mentioned canceled races.  I don't remember a lot."
occupation: runner AF
I wanna run an ultra - but also, yikes
Running shoes are not an apology!! Ima bend over tho
My eyes flirt more with running shoes than they do with men
Now I be like "oh shit I forgot my mask" like I'm Batman or something
Some guys have bigger boobs than  me but hey, I'm a distance runner
Don't blame the quarantine, chubbs. You were 25 lbs overweight before you were locked down with  a pallet of snacks
I'm thankful cars were invented....  Imagine waking your horse up at 2AM to go get some dick
Being a runner is mf expensive
Day 62 of quarantine: I haven't run  a real race in 4 years
I look like I'm having deep thoughts, but 98% of the time  I'm thinking about what I am going  to eat next
You have to give marathoners credit...  There is no one else that runs 40 plus miles a week yet still gain weight
Is it just me or did EVERYONE just say fuck the rona this week? Lol
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