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The next person to say "Oh, you're only running the half", is going to get  punched in the throat.
My last though before I start a race: "Why am I doing this?" My first thought after i finish a race: "When can I do it again?"
I used to be stressed out a lot, but then I discovered running. I'm feeling so  much better now.
Chuck Norris?  Who is she?
Do you know what 50 Cent did when  he got hungry?  58. Please don't block me.
You know you're old anytime you're  entering your DOB with a smartphone  you get to the year and you have to  spin that bitch like you're on  Wheel Of Fortune
#ebibsafertdark  IT'S CALLED A JOKE! We used to tell them before people became offended by everything
I love pointing at random people,  because you know for the rest of the  day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were
It's weird to think people who are 5ft are only 5 subways long
Running hills is like a dick. Sometimes it's up, sometimes it's down. But it won't be hard forever
Everything you ever wanted to know  about yourself, you can learn in  26.2 miles
You won't get far in this sport if you  only run on the days you feel good.
Does anyone else feels like the first  20 min of your runs suck then you feel like you could run forever?
Trainer: what are your goals?  Me: to pet all the dogs Trainer: no, fitness goals Me: to be able to run fast enough  to pet all the dogs
The smartest guys know you'll get hella  replies on a selfie so they keep quiet  and wait till you post a pic of ur salad  or something to slide in talkin about   "what kind of dressing is that?"       cause they know aint no one  else go...
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