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Trust me, running won't kill you. You will pass out first.
Sometimes having the best TIME at a race has nothing to do with how fast you ran.
For someone who runs all the time, I still have the ability to make it look like it's the first time I've ever tried.
We don't do it for the medals. Said no runner ever.
Slowly step away from that cotton t-shirt and nobody's nipples will get hurt!!!
Slow runners make fast runners look good. YOU'RE WELCOME.
Another year older and still as fast and sexy as ever! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
A true running friend... Waits for you when you need to take a dump mid-run.
My post-marathon needs: Channing Tatum to bring me water, Ryan Gosling to wrap me in a space blanket, and Andre the Giant to carry me to the car.
Body: sexy Feet: f*cked
Do crackheads say "I can't get high today because I'm lazy?" No, they go make it happen !! Don't be outhustled
One does not simply run past a glass wall without looking at their form!
If you see me running more than usual that means I have a lot of stuff I need to be doing and I'm trying to avoid doing it
Tangerines are oranges that didn't want it bad enough. DON'T BE A TANGERINE!!!
You know who NEVER says "running is really hard on your joints"? People who actually run.
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