I used to think runners were happy  'cause all those endorphins until I  become one. Now I know  it's 'cause we get to eat  and drink when we  are done.
You know you're a runner when... you scoff at paying $10 for a movie ticket  but you'll happily pay  $40 for a 5K that you  hope lasts less than  30 minutes
Was that one of those color runs?  The one question you don't want to hear after training and completing a marathon!
Thanks for being my running buddy.  That 30 minutes we spend bitching is the best part of my day!
The Track: Where you go to run in circles in order to make progress.
Those 3 days after your marathon where you regret  laughing at the "life alert" lady.  "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
You know who NEVER says "running is really hard on your joints"?  People who actually run.
No matter how good you feel on your run... There will always be a woman pushing a stroller that's running  faster than you.
Distance Running; because with a butt this good, who needs sexy feet?
Can you come pick me up? Where  am I? Well I was on a runner's high  and I think I am in Ohio.
People who eat loads of food and never gain weight, I hate you.
"I should stop running until that pain goes away."  Said no runner ever.
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