Scientific research suggests that  runners lose both their sense of personal space and smell after completing a race.
Why does the need to pee intensify by  a million after you start running a race?
No headphones = You can talk to me.  One headphone = You can talk to me  ...if I like you.  Two headphones = F@*k off.
The moment your Garmin dies.  It's like the run never happened...
Never underestimate the strength of a woman. Never mess with one that runs 13.1 miles for fun.
When  non-runner friends ask if you are free this weekend... "Sorry, I have to do my long run.. then I'm going to  lay around all weekend recovering  from my long run."
What's worse than running 1.50 miles  and realizing you didn't turn on your  GPS watch?????? NOTHING.
UltraRunning... If you die, we split your gear.
Some days you eat salads and go to  the gym. Some days you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants.  It's called balance.
I'm sorry for what I said  before I had  my run.
WORKOUT SCHEDULE: Monday: 3 (easy) miles Tuesday: track workout Wednesday: sore day Thursday: sleep in - miss run Friday: 5 miles or pizza/wine Saturday: run... to get donuts Saturday: Marathon (NETFLIX)
Most people don't realize this, but you can run without telling Facebook  about it.
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