You know you're a runner when...  You've tried to convince a friend to run a 5k with you because,  "it's ONLY 3.1 miles."
Things only distance runners understand... Running past your  own front door three times  because your Garmin  says you're still only  on 4.96 miles.
Warning:  Frequent racing may lead to an excessive collection of medals and tech shirts.   It will also eliminate the  need to ever buy safety pins.
Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds  and only two days to  gain 'em back?
Never again until the next one – that’s what marathons do to you.
Some days you eat salad and go for  a long run. Other days you drink two bottles of wine, eat a whole pizza and finish off with a carton of ice-cream.  IT'S CALLED BALANCE.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
The more you WORKOUT, the weaker  HIS knees get.
Yes, I run for a cause... ... 'cause I like medals!
My kids get recess, why shouldn't I?
You know you're a runner when...  You have this inability to admit  that you should probably see  a doctor when your [knee/ ankle/calf/shin] hurts you.
I ran 3 miles this morning... so If I did my math correctly, I'm entitle  to eat 3 pounds of pie and a bottle of wine!
The only field goals I'm looking forward too are found on the trails...
Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday!
WARNING: Exercising for just 10 min a day raises your risk of posting inspirational quotes by 60%
I wish menus would list mile equivalents rather than calories. Like, if you eat that cheesecake, go ahead and add another 10 miles to your run.
Pain is temporary... but your finishing time posted on the internet is forever.
We added practicing our pose for the camera to our training plan because we want to get it just right since those pictures are more expensive  than the race!
They moved the finish line?!???
You might be a runner if you can run at just about anytime, but somehow never have the energy to fold a load of laundry!
No headphones = You can talk to me. One headphone = You can talk to me  ...if I like you. Two headphones = F@*k off.
Warning... I'm exercising, eating right and watching my alcohol intake...  Which means I'm sober, I'm cranky  and I'm sore. So proceed with caution!
Today's good mood is sponsored  by Running!
You can always tell who the strong  women are. They are the ones you  see building each other up, instead of tearing each other down.
You can be the ripest, juiciest peach  in the world, and there's still going  to be somebody who  hates peaches.
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