To run? Or not to run? What a stupid question.
That feeling when most of my laundry  is running gear!
RUNNER: One who has six pairs of "retired" running shoes in her closet in addition to the ones currently in use.
Just changed my Facebook name to  ‘No one' so when I see stupid posts  I can click like and it will say  ‘No one likes this'.
I know it's Monday..  But where are we running next  weekend?
You know you're a runner when...  You've tried to convince a friend to run a 5k with you because,  "it's ONLY 3.1 miles."
That awkward moment when you  think, "What is that smell."  Then you realize it's you.
Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds  and only two days to  gain 'em back?
Never again until the next one – that’s what marathons do to you.
Some days you eat salad and go for  a long run. Other days you drink two bottles of wine, eat a whole pizza and finish off with a carton of ice-cream.  IT'S CALLED BALANCE.
Warning:  Frequent racing may lead to an excessive collection of medals and tech shirts.   It will also eliminate the  need to ever buy safety pins.
Things only distance runners understand... Running past your  own front door three times  because your Garmin  says you're still only  on 4.96 miles.
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that is it's my cellphone.
Tired of my fitness posts? Just block everything health and fitness related... You know like in your real life.
My kids get recess, why shouldn't I?
Yes, I run for a cause... ... 'cause I like medals!
You know you're a runner when...  You have this inability to admit  that you should probably see  a doctor when your [knee/ ankle/calf/shin] hurts you.
I ran 3 miles this morning... so If I did my math correctly, I'm entitle  to eat 3 pounds of pie and a bottle of wine!
Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday!
I wish menus would list mile equivalents rather than calories. Like, if you eat that cheesecake, go ahead and add another 10 miles to your run.
Pain is temporary... but your finishing time posted on the internet is forever.
We added practicing our pose for the camera to our training plan because we want to get it just right since those pictures are more expensive  than the race!
The more you WORKOUT, the weaker  HIS knees get.
WARNING: Exercising for just 10 min a day raises your risk of posting inspirational quotes by 60%
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
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