Things only distance runners understand... Running past your  own front door three times  because your Garmin  says you're still only  on 4.96 miles.
My kids get recess, why shouldn't I?
They moved the finish line?!???
Never again until the next one
I'd rather be the slowest runner  in a race anytime, than a spectator  for a lifetime!
No headphones = You can talk to me. One headphone = You can talk to me  ...if I like you. Two headphones = F@*k off.
Warning:  Frequent racing may lead to an excessive collection of medals and tech shirts.   It will also eliminate the  need to ever buy safety pins.
That awkward moment when you  think, "What is that smell."  Then you realize it's you.
Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds  and only two days to  gain 'em back?
Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday!
Some days you eat salad and go for  a long run. Other days you drink two bottles of wine, eat a whole pizza and finish off with a carton of ice-cream.  IT'S CALLED BALANCE.
The truth is you can always run  faster but sometimes the truth hurts.
Today's good mood is sponsored  by Running!
I used to be able to drink all weekend. Now, a night of drinking requires more recovery time than my last marathon!
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