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TYPES OR RUNNING INJURIES  • 1% fell down or turned my ankle  • 99% I feel unusually good I'm going to run a little longer and maybe run  a little faster. Wow I feel grrrea...WTF?? NOOOO, I OVER DID IT!!!
Posting motivational quotes on  Instagram won't make you faster, but it might annoy all your friends enough to block you. Then no one will know how  slow you are.
Me after Chicago Marathon: this muscle soreness can't possibly get any worse  Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness:  Ohhhh just wait b*tch, there is more !!
I called the cops on my own party last  night because I was ready to go to bed
F*ck it. Just start quoting running  cliches in the comments
If you see me running more than usual that means I have a lot of stuff I need to be doing and I'm trying  to avoid doing it
Me in the winter: I don't do well with the lack of sun and cold  Me in the spring: I don't do well with allergies while things around me thrive Me in the summer: I suffer in the heat  and humidity like a dying hog  Me for the two weeks of...
How influencers begin every sentence: "Guys..guys!! ......Guys!!!! I'm so freakin' excited!!"
Body: sexy  Feet: f*cked
A true running friend waits for you when you need to take a dump mid-run
You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 26.2 miles  just for a medal, t-shirt, and a beer.  Welcome to the insanity!!
September already??? October is  practically next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year,  everybody.
"How many kudos do u get every day" On average, I'd say round about 0. But on a good day, a solid 0
TALENTS:  1. Eating  2. Running  3. Talking about running 4. Buying running gear 5. Signing up for races 6. Ignoring injuries
"you look tired today..." –yeah, i'm tired everyday, i just didn't  have the energy to hide it today
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