I'd rather be the slowest runner  in a race anytime, than a spectator  for a lifetime!
That point in the first mile of every race when you realize "I paid how much money? to abuse my body for how many miles??  and another T-shirt??"
To run? Or not to run? What a stupid question.
I used to be able to drink all weekend. Now, a night of drinking requires more recovery time than my last marathon!
Start long run on the  treadmill - look at the  watch after a while.  3 MINUTES PASSED.
That feeling when most of my laundry  is running gear!
You either want to be a distance  runner or you want skinny jeans.  You really cant's have both.
For someone who runs all the time,  I still have the ability to make it look like it's the first time I've ever tried.
Things only distance runners understand... Running past your  own front door three times  because your Garmin  says you're still only  on 4.96 miles.
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that is it's my cellphone.
Never again until the next one
My kids get recess, why shouldn't I?
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