Every time I go for a midday run in the

park on my day off, I see an

unexpectedly large number 

of people doing the same 

thing, and immediately

start wondering what 

the f*ck all these people 

do for a living.
eBib text : Every time I go for a midday run in the park on my day off, I see an unexpectedly large number of people doing the same thing, and immediately start wondering what the f*ck all these people do for a living.

Just For Fun eBibs

You might be a runner if..... You hate when training runs don't end exactly on a whole number, but for some reason you have NO PROBLEM with  the numbers13.1 and 26.2
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Don't make me choose between running  and you
You know you're a runner when...  You have this inability to admit  that you should probably see  a doctor when your [knee/ ankle/calf/shin] hurts you.
It doesn
My Therapist: once you accept the fact  that being a runner has nothing to do  with your running pace, the second half of your life begins
I signed up for my first half-marathon. My goal was to lose 10 pounds... Only  19 to go
Anyone else trying to guess the pace  of a runner as they pass you?  Yeah same
Happiness is going for a run and  realizing you broke a toxic cycle
You know you're a runner when...  a race on the calendar equals peace  of mind
Race day volunteers put muscle  in their hustle
You might be a runner if... you take words such as badass, insane, freak, beast, crazy, and  obsessed as compliments
My daughter drew me showing off  my favorite "bling"... I've never felt more understood
In bed by 8 pm on a Friday night is  code for "there is a race tomorrow"
WARNING: I'm exercising, eating right  and watching my alcohol intake. Which means I'm sober, I'm cranky and I'm sore. So proceed with caution!
If you skip a run cause it's too cold, you're a lil b*tch    - Old Chinese Saying
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