Every time I go for a midday run in the park on my day off, I see an unexpectedly large number of people doing the same thing, and immediately start wondering what the f*ck all these people do for a living.
eBib text : Every time I go for a midday run in the park on my day off, I see an unexpectedly large number of people doing the same thing, and immediately start wondering what the f*ck all these people do for a living.
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When life shuts a door open it again. It's a door. That's how they work
When your friends suggest that you could just skip the run.... "You think this is a game?"
There is no angry way to say bubbles.
If you don't like me and still watch everything i do... Bitch, you are a fan!
I am not responsible for what my face does when crossing the finish line.
Dear Life, when I said "can this race get any worse" it was a rhetorical question not a challenge
Having a dirty mind makes ordinary training runs much more interesting.
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I hate when I
Do sharks complain about Monday? NO. They are up early. Biting stuff. Chasing things. Being scary- reminding everyone they're a freaking shark !!!
During sex you burn as many calories as running for 5 miles. "Who the f*ck runs five miles in 30 seconds??"
The only thing that I will ever force in life is my skinny jeans over my big calves
When going for a run is the most exiting part of your day. And you already went...
Thanks for the running advice, hon. I'll remember that next time I'm slower than you.
When you get off work... and change into your running clothes.
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