Every time I go for a midday run in the

park on my day off, I see an

unexpectedly large number 

of people doing the same 

thing, and immediately

start wondering what 

the f*ck all these people 

do for a living.
eBib text : Every time I go for a midday run in the park on my day off, I see an unexpectedly large number of people doing the same thing, and immediately start wondering what the f*ck all these people do for a living.

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How do we make snooze button minutes as long as treadmill minutes
Race shirts I own: 217 Race shirts I wear: 4 Race shirts I'm willing  to give up: ZERO
Ok it's been 12 years now, I'm starting to think I'm not bloated.
The only thing I throwback on a Thursday is a glass of wine.
Definition of a really good workout: When you HATE doing it. But you LOVE finishing it.
The real battle begins when your mind starts thinking about donuts and mile markers AT THE SAME TIME.
1. DENIAL 2. ANGER 3. BARGAINING 4. DEPRESSION 5. ACCEPTANCE  My stages of getting ready for treadmill.
I'm not saying I'm in pain...  I'm just saying that Advil are my  skittles now.
When someone says, "Money  can't buy happiness."   Then explain these...
"Better hurry up, they're running out of beer at the finish."
I love running I love running I love running I love running *I'm dying* I love running
My favorite "stretch" after a run...
Trying to get in shape...  Maybe running 5 days  a week, it's often called "OBSESSIVE"... So sitting  at home watching TV  7 days a week isn't?
RAA (Runners Anonymous Association) "Hi, my name is Bob and I've been running for 8 months." "Hello Bob."
The only gambling I do is buying new running shoes when my go-to model gets an unwanted update.
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