Every time I go for a midday run in the

park on my day off, I see an

unexpectedly large number 

of people doing the same 

thing, and immediately

start wondering what 

the f*ck all these people 

do for a living.
eBib text : Every time I go for a midday run in the park on my day off, I see an unexpectedly large number of people doing the same thing, and immediately start wondering what the f*ck all these people do for a living.

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I ate healthy and exercised today.  I better wake up skinny.
Yeah, I just pulled my phone out of  my sportsbra. I'm classy like that.
Moment of silence for all boobs that have been lost on our fitness journey.
I've got 99 problems and they all  involve carbs.
Yes, I run for a cause... ... 'cause I like medals!
RUNNING.  Not better than sex, just more often.
The marathon wall is a myth they said.  You'll be fine they said.
Run like your phone is at 1%.
What do I think about when I run? Sometimes I fantasize about a world where I'm in charge, chocolate makes you skinny, and everything is  always 80% off.
ULTRAS. Where 10k's are just aid stations.
Today's forecast shows  a 0% chance of cooking  or cleaning, with a good  chance of a long run  and a nap.
My husband says I don't do enough work around the house. It's like this  marathon is going to run itself.
Garmin died... Not moving until it's charged.
For me, a true champion is a guy who'd never ran before and decided it's time  to change his life and start running. Believe it or not, that takes  a lot of courage.
If running is difficult, you need  to run more.
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