Every time I go for a midday run in the

park on my day off, I see an

unexpectedly large number 

of people doing the same 

thing, and immediately

start wondering what 

the f*ck all these people 

do for a living.
eBib text : Every time I go for a midday run in the park on my day off, I see an unexpectedly large number of people doing the same thing, and immediately start wondering what the f*ck all these people do for a living.

Just For Fun eBibs

Run like no one is watching.  Or dance. Whatever.
I just want to be upfront and say  that I visually enjoy you.
I've learned so much from my  mistakes, I'm thinking of making  a few more.
That awkward moment when you've already said "what" three times and still have no idea what the person  said, so you just agree.
Own who you are!
The faster you run the sooner we'll  be drunk!
Inside every older runner is a younger  runner wondering what the F**K  happened.
Be happy. It drives people crazy.
You suck. You should fix that.
You know you're a runner when...  you get mad that an injury keeps  you from running, not that  it damaged your body.
You know you're a runner when... ..you've driven your car around the  town to accurately measure a run.
Told you the Tequila Station was  a good idea! Who's got the Selfie Stick? Oh crap! 2 miles to go!
Better days are coming.  They are called: Saturday and Sunday.
Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to  gain 'em back?
My Fitness Pal should really have an entry for running with a 90 lb double stroller.
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