Every time I go for a midday run in the

park on my day off, I see an

unexpectedly large number 

of people doing the same 

thing, and immediately

start wondering what 

the f*ck all these people 

do for a living.
eBib text : Every time I go for a midday run in the park on my day off, I see an unexpectedly large number of people doing the same thing, and immediately start wondering what the f*ck all these people do for a living.

Just For Fun eBibs

Friends don't let friends do long runs alone.
Marathon Thoughts:  I'm going to die.  But if I don't,  I totally want to do this again.
"Runfie"...the art of taking the perfect pic mid run...
What's on my running playlist?  Obviously anything with 180 bpm...
Black toes, chafing and hills?  Bring it on bitches... I got a time to beat!
Remember that time you said "yes,  I will cruise with you..." Can you imagine how different our lives would  be had you started telling me no back then?
Of COURSE it's a coincidence that there is a race (with a really cool medal) in the same place I planned our vacation!
The look your partner gives when they find out you searched races in order to plan the location and date of your honeymoon.
RUNNING.  I'm only in it for the socially acceptable day drinking.
Trail Running; Because the squirrels are the only ones who truly appreciate my out of breath singing.
Running injuries suck!  No more racing until my hamstring is.... Oh look at the medal you get for this one!
The Track:  where you go to run in  circles in order to make progress.
Nothing makes a race more attractive  than hearing other runners complain about the grueling course.
Distance Running; because with a butt this good, who needs sexy feet?
There's that moment in every long distance run when I think "how fast do I really want to get back to the kids?"
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