Every time I go for a midday run in the

park on my day off, I see an

unexpectedly large number 

of people doing the same 

thing, and immediately

start wondering what 

the f*ck all these people 

do for a living.
eBib text : Every time I go for a midday run in the park on my day off, I see an unexpectedly large number of people doing the same thing, and immediately start wondering what the f*ck all these people do for a living.

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An entire chocolate  cake counts as carb  loading doesn't it??
A road never seems hilly until you decide to run up it.
I love RUNNING. It only took me 7hrs & 10min to figure that out !!!
Life is always good with my running buddy by my side.
It's 2015 and food can still make you  fat....  ....Get it together Science!
Let's call it what it is, a 3 mile jog and a .1 mile sprint to the finish to beat the lady with the double stroller.
I get an eating disorder after a long run. I always eat disorder of pancakes and disorder of bacon and disorder of hash browns...
My friends told me running is great therapy, they failed to mention the similarity in the cost.
That moment you realize a "free" race shirt costs you 26.2 miles and $150.
I'm not sure what causes me more pain and mental strife; my ex or my foam roller.
Are you training for a Marathon? Because I see this relationship going  long distance...
Everyone's got that one friend who says "let's run a 5K together!" Make sure to thank that friend on the start and finish line; you'll be cursing her for the half hour between.
When people say, "At least it's your off season." What off season? I'm like the postman. I run 365 days a year. Rain or Shine.
Races that offer beer should offer it for every mile you run... I would definitely have a running problem.
When you put more money into your running costume then your child's Halloween costume...
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