Every time I go for a midday run in the

park on my day off, I see an

unexpectedly large number 

of people doing the same 

thing, and immediately

start wondering what 

the f*ck all these people 

do for a living.
eBib text : Every time I go for a midday run in the park on my day off, I see an unexpectedly large number of people doing the same thing, and immediately start wondering what the f*ck all these people do for a living.

Just For Fun eBibs

To run? Or not to run? What a stupid question.
"You trained too hard to walk.  MOVE IT!!"
Don't compare yourself to others. Compare yourself to the person from  yesterday.
If you still look good when you're  done.... No, darling you're doing it wrong!
Yes, your 'recovery meal' after a half-marathon lasts exactly 13.1 days  & includes all the foods you haven't eaten in so long you forgot how much  you missed them.
I love the smell of 25,000 runners in the morning!
Just ice it... You'll be fine.  Said every runner ever.
Slowly step away from that cotton t-shirt and nobody's nipples will get hurt!!!
Apparently, "You Are What You Eat" applies to finish line food...
Wait until we tell them we have to run back too!!
Running a marathon burns 2900  calories or 763 M&Ms Not that I looked that up.
You know you're a runner... when you  see another person running and get jealous.
You know you're a runner when... you have running clothes and an extra pair of running shoes in your car,
You know you're a runner when... You run back and forth on your street  at the end of your run to get that last .2 miles on your Garmin.
You know you're a runner when... You google your name and all you find  are race results.
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