Every time I go for a midday run in the

park on my day off, I see an

unexpectedly large number 

of people doing the same 

thing, and immediately

start wondering what 

the f*ck all these people 

do for a living.
eBib text : Every time I go for a midday run in the park on my day off, I see an unexpectedly large number of people doing the same thing, and immediately start wondering what the f*ck all these people do for a living.

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You might be a runner if you take words such as badass, insane, freak, beast, crazy, and obsessed as compliments.
FACT: Treadmill time is  the slowest increment of  time known to man.
Wait until we tell them we have to run back too!!
I miss hating the summer heat.
It's ok buddy. The lady with the stroller passed me to.
Please ignore the faces I make  while running .
You better clean that mess up...  Your mom didn't get to run  today... no telling what level of crazy we are working with!
I don't know what's longer..    a microwave minute                    OR       a treadmill minute!
If you want to go fast, go alone.  If you want to go far, go together.
Runner's high:  The feeling you get when you  buy a new pair of running shoes!
You might be a runner if you can run at just about anytime, but somehow never have the energy to fold a load of laundry!
Not tonight honey, I've got a long run in the morning...
Run darling, run! There's booze at the  finish line!!!!
Wine doesn't solve any problems. But then again, neither does milk!
Running circles in front of your house because you can't end at 4.93 miles.
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