Every time I go for a midday run in the

park on my day off, I see an

unexpectedly large number 

of people doing the same 

thing, and immediately

start wondering what 

the f*ck all these people 

do for a living.
eBib text : Every time I go for a midday run in the park on my day off, I see an unexpectedly large number of people doing the same thing, and immediately start wondering what the f*ck all these people do for a living.

Just For Fun eBibs

So what fun things are you  doing this weekend??  Ummmm......  Running. No I'm not kidding.
A good running partner is like  a good sports bra, hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always  close to the heart.
RUNNER: One who has six pairs of  "retired" Running shoes in her closet in addition to the ones currently in use.
Practice saying these words.. "Sorry, I can't.  I have to go RUN!"
Things only distance runners understand... Running past your  own front door three times  because your Garmin  says you're still only  on 4.96 miles.
Make time for friends who make  you better.
10 miles down and I just realized that  I forgot to start my Garmin.
Cross Country running is all about  sportsmanship... Until you think you can pass me up in the chute!  Yeah... Not happening!!!
I'm telling you, I saw a guy in a Pink  Tutu running the other way.
Exercising would be so much more rewarding if calories screamed  while you burned them.
The only thing working harder than  me during a run is my sports bra.
Dear treadmill,  I hate you.. but I need you.  Relationships are  complicated.
My advice... Life is short.  SIGN UP for that damn race!!  5k, 10k, 13.1, 26.2
I run to get away from my wife, only problem is, she always catches up!
You know you're a runner when... you don't stretch. But you know you should.
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