Every time I go for a midday run in the park on my day off, I see an unexpectedly large number of people doing the same thing, and immediately start wondering what the f*ck all these people do for a living.
eBib text : Every time I go for a midday run in the park on my day off, I see an unexpectedly large number of people doing the same thing, and immediately start wondering what the f*ck all these people do for a living.
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Always keep a good bottle of wine in the fridge for "special occasions." Obviously, my run is a "special occasion". I've started running daily!
Eat one brownie? Run 1 Mile. Eat two brownies? Run 2 Miles. Eat pan of brownies? Run out for more brownies!
Faster than your average mom.
Hopefully somebody stopped his Garmin.
Runner's logic: "I'm tired. I think I'll go for a run."
WARNING. I'm exercising, eating right and watching my alcohol intake... Which means I'm sober, I'm cranky and I'm sore. So proceed with caution!
What exactly is a "New Year's Resolution"? It's a "To Do" list for the first week on January.
You know you're a runner when... you start the New Year's Day with a run!
Those 3 days after your marathon where you regret laughing at the "life alert" lady. "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
"I miss being a kid. My only responsibilities were running around and laughing a lot. And someone else was in charge of my hair."
Everybody out of my way! It's fartlek day!!!!!
Running won't solve all your problems. But then again, neither will housework.
Marry the one who buys you running shoes... they last longer than flowers!
Difficulty sitting on a toilet? Dread even the sight of stairs? Difficulty getting out of bed? Difficulty walking? DIAGNOSIS: ran a marathon!
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