Every time I go for a midday run in the

park on my day off, I see an

unexpectedly large number 

of people doing the same 

thing, and immediately

start wondering what 

the f*ck all these people 

do for a living.
eBib text : Every time I go for a midday run in the park on my day off, I see an unexpectedly large number of people doing the same thing, and immediately start wondering what the f*ck all these people do for a living.

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Me seeing a personal trainer who needs a personal trainer
You can't cheat the grind. People shed blood, sweat and tears to make this  shit look easy.
You meet your first time marathoner  self.... you're allowed 3 words.  What do you say?
Mention someone who has always  been there for you in your ups and downs
1% of the population will run a  marathon in their lifetime; it's their obligation to talk about it so the  remaining 99% will know  what they are missing.
Imagine they delete instagram and  BOOM!!! You're not a Model anymore
They won't say it but you motivate  them.
It gets dark early af now.. sneaky links  can start at 6 p.m. now
My two favorite things in life are going for a run and not going for a run
I don't run through injury – that would  be stupid. I simply refuse to believe the  injury exists. That's tooootally different
Me: *Delayed Muscle Onset Soreness* "I might not get on top, but ima  bend over"
Every man thinks every woman's dream  is to find the perfect man.......  Please. Every woman's dream  is to eat without getting fat !!
Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas  prematurely. You know who  you are. Stop it.
My mind still thinks I'm 25. My body thinks my mind is an idiot
if you're feeling down because u didn't PR yesterday just remember you are someone's reason to masturbate
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