Every time I go for a midday run in the

park on my day off, I see an

unexpectedly large number 

of people doing the same 

thing, and immediately

start wondering what 

the f*ck all these people 

do for a living.
eBib text : Every time I go for a midday run in the park on my day off, I see an unexpectedly large number of people doing the same thing, and immediately start wondering what the f*ck all these people do for a living.

Just For Fun eBibs

My parents still haven't apologized to me for making me unathletic
Did it hurt? When you got into your  dream race and you DNFed because  you're an IPOS?
Did it hurt? When you finally scored  a Local Legend status on a segment  and got ZERO kudos?
What's the meanest and cruelest thing you've ever said to a bad driver? I'm not asking for a friend, I'm asking  for inspiration
Tag someone who is injured right now.
Life would've been better if all your running friends were your neighbors
Let's have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride the stationary bicycle
*comes home from a run*  No one:  Me: "OK I'll show you  my pace and splits."
Is it even marathon season if you don't eat every fucking thing in sight?
There are only two types of people in  the world:  – "it's already 9pm" and  – "it's only 9pm"  And they marry each other
It's been "one of those days" for about 7  months now and I'm not even exaggerating
"I will not look at her tits because she is my friend." Said no runner ever
Tell me you're a plus-sized runner without telling me you're a plus-sized runner
Monday *diet day 1*: I have portioned  out all my meals for a week  Tuesday *diet day 2*: All my portions for the week are now gone
I hope all 5 of the people I like in the world had a great day today
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