Every time I go for a midday run in the park on my day off, I see an unexpectedly large number of people doing the same thing, and immediately start wondering what the f*ck all these people do for a living.
eBib text : Every time I go for a midday run in the park on my day off, I see an unexpectedly large number of people doing the same thing, and immediately start wondering what the f*ck all these people do for a living.
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I'm always weirdly proud when my pee is clear. Like, fuck yea, I'm so damn hydrated
"I'm going for a run" is literally my excuse for when I'm sad or upset
We don't do it for the medals. Said no runner ever.
"I run a shit load of miles I never post. I don't need no congrats for being a runner." ~ Mo Farah
I am officially off the market. I'm not in a relationship. I'm just tired of y'all and I signed up for an ironman lmfao
Not sure if fireworks or gunshots. Anyway, screw the brits.
If she doesn't remember Mapquest, she's too young for you bro
There are only two genders: Runners & Non-runners
It's no bra weather. So if you see my nipple, I don't know what to tell ya... Happy birthday I guess.
You can't be talking to me any kind of way if your leggings are baggy in the ass part!
You know you're a runner when... You don't drink, you hydrate You don't eat, you carb up You don't rest, you taper You don't work out, you train & foam roll is a verb
I've never met a strong person with an easy past
Me during the first mile: "fuck this i'm sooo fuuckin tired" Me during the last mile: "fuck yeah baby that's what i call a good run. I can't wait for tomorrow"
convinced that buying a new pair of nikes, in a new color, will suddenly unlock my untapped potential
Pain is temporary... Results on internet last forever
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