Every time I go for a midday run in the

park on my day off, I see an

unexpectedly large number 

of people doing the same 

thing, and immediately

start wondering what 

the f*ck all these people 

do for a living.
eBib text : Every time I go for a midday run in the park on my day off, I see an unexpectedly large number of people doing the same thing, and immediately start wondering what the f*ck all these people do for a living.

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I really love and appreciate how hot  I am now and that I din't peak in  highschool
Me to me:  "Is he actually cute? ....Or is  he just fast?"
Take a deep breath and remember  who the fcck you are
I refuse to sign up for the virtual "no BQ required" Boston marathon. If it ain't  my time it ain't my time
I've never met a strong person with  an easy past.
The sky isn't more beautiful if you have a "runners body". Music doesn't sound  more interesting if you have a six-pack.  Dogs aren't better company if you  are famous. Pizza tastes good  regardless of your status. The  best things in lif...
I don't know who needs to hear this  but don't let the hard days win
"ON YOUR LEFT!" The runners worst enemy, like bro chill out, you'll never do the Tour de France
Roses are red You went out too fast You started in first But ended dead last
Your first six emojis explains  your life right now.  No cheating.
My "Fuck it, it'll get better" attitude needs to chill the fuck down
When you let rip an  absolute cheek-slapping  fart and your stomach  ache goes away
Literally just did an ab workout and  I don’t have abs.... I’m sick of all the lies man
Due to personal reasons... I'm ready to  turn things up a notch
I run for a cause... ...cause I like medals !!
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