Every time I go for a midday run in the

park on my day off, I see an

unexpectedly large number 

of people doing the same 

thing, and immediately

start wondering what 

the f*ck all these people 

do for a living.
eBib text : Every time I go for a midday run in the park on my day off, I see an unexpectedly large number of people doing the same thing, and immediately start wondering what the f*ck all these people do for a living.

Just For Fun eBibs

The fact that stretching works but  only if you do it all the time.......toxic
"If you skip a run because it's too hot, you're a lil bitch."             – Old Chinese Saying
You and I are more than running friends. We're like a really small gang.
Sometimes you're not sad, you just  need running gear
"If you aren't happy with your race  times, try running a little bit faster" – Eliud Kipchoge
I really wish we had subtitles in real life because I really don't be hearing shit
I believe in real racing. Old school racing.  I don't know wtf y'all doing these days  but it ain't it
To all the runners who are rude for no reason. You're not "savage" sweetie you're just mannerless
I don't run through injury – that would  be stupid. I simply refuse to believe the injury exists. That's tooootally different
Sometimes you just have to spend $400 on a massage gun and hope  it fixes the rest of your life too
“Praise the Lord!!! A ‘Babe’ has risen.”
Might put the tree up and call it a year
Kinda hate rest days but whatever
At the taco truck like 10 de asada!
It's okay if your form falls apart while  running uphill... Tacos fall apart and we  still love them
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