Every time I go for a midday run in the

park on my day off, I see an

unexpectedly large number 

of people doing the same 

thing, and immediately

start wondering what 

the f*ck all these people 

do for a living.
eBib text : Every time I go for a midday run in the park on my day off, I see an unexpectedly large number of people doing the same thing, and immediately start wondering what the f*ck all these people do for a living.

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Joggers bounce up and down at  red lights. Runners just stand there,  looking pissed
Friendly reminder: getting in shape is hard, being in shape is awesome.  Commit to it.
Therapist: and what do you say to the  people who unfollow you cause you post only about running? Me: stay mad hoe Therapist: actually yes lmfao
Me: *rests for twenty seconds*  No one:  Literally no one:  My Garmin: MOVE!!
No suicidal shit but I think I'm ready  for a runcation
I guess the lockdown is over. May the  best immune system win.
me: I'll run 5 today  Garmin: 5.12 miles  me: wow looks like I gotta run 6 now
I wish everything was as easy as  getting fat
"Strava, because I'm worth it!"
Do you know what 50 Cent did when  he got hungry?  58.  Please don't delete me.
If you love someone, let them go.  If they come back with running shoes,  it was meant to be
I can feel my "because I'm f*cking  tough" attitude coming out
The races might be virtual, but the  medals are real af
Friends that sweat together, share medals together...
Me once in while   v   me ALL the time
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