Every time I go for a midday run in the

park on my day off, I see an

unexpectedly large number 

of people doing the same 

thing, and immediately

start wondering what 

the f*ck all these people 

do for a living.
eBib text : Every time I go for a midday run in the park on my day off, I see an unexpectedly large number of people doing the same thing, and immediately start wondering what the f*ck all these people do for a living.

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I don't know who needs to hear this...  but you don't gain anything from stressing. Remember that
me two weeks ago: "Holy shit, Boston Marathon is canceled"  me now: "Holy shit, I'm unemployed"
Can y'all just stay inside?  I got shit to do in June
Home treadmill in 2019: frowned upon Home treadmill in 2020: encouraged
Email notification: "Be on the lookout, your running gear arrives Thursday"   Me: WHEN IS THAT
My mind:  get up and take a shower My body:  who gonna see you tho
(18 months from now) ME (weeping): it's so beautiful  STRANGER: ma'am this is the  longest porta-potty line EVER ME (weeping harder): I KNOW
When you wake up with throat pain and cough in the morning "My time has come"
Medals don't impress me.... Unless they are my medals
Shoutout to my immune system
Gas cheapest it's been in 30 years, can't drive. Flights dirt cheap, can't fly. We are stuck in a f*cking Alanis Morissette song doing the #PushUpChallenge
Good morning! Don't forget to log your miles, mind your own business  and wash your damn hands!
I can't wait to hear people yelling "YOU'RE ALMOST THERE" again
Before my run      VS      After my run
"I used to think my life was  a tragedy..."
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