Girl when first meeting me: "How are

you out of shape when you run all 

the time?" 



*watches me eat*



Her: "Ah"
eBib text : Girl when first meeting me: "How are you out of shape when you run all the time?" *watches me eat* Her: "Ah"

Funny eBibs

You know you are a runner when 9:15 in the morning feels late in the day.
I wish we could donate body fat  to those in need
He's a 10.....but says he doesn't even drive 26.2 miles
I run every day so I don't act like Kanye
Today I saved $479.58 by not going  into REI for GU
Prayers needed... Nothing wrong, I just wanna hit the lotto and quit my job
Running in the cold is great because  you can add layers til you're comfy...  With the heat you can only take off so many layers before it becomes illegal
If it's one thing about me imma put  some medals on yo timeline
Remember you are someone's reason  to smile. Because your marathon PR  is a joke.
*TRIATHLETES* because some of us are too dumb to realize that 1 sport at a time is hard enough
ROAD RUNNER    Yasso 800's                ULTRARUNNER    Speed work,                     Stay hard!      Taper, BQ
ROAD RUNNER                 Yasso 800's              ULTRARUNNER      Speed work,                I want 2 die         Taper, BQ
Congratulation on dating a runner.
Me contemplating wtf i'm going to do  with my life because it's 107 outside and i hate treadmills
It's not the heat it's the humidity. And  the morons.
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