Girl when first meeting me: "How are

you out of shape when you run all 

the time?" 



*watches me eat*



Her: "Ah"
eBib text : Girl when first meeting me: "How are you out of shape when you run all the time?" *watches me eat* Her: "Ah"

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*day 3 without RUNNING*

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NO RUNNER HAS ALL FIVE:

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I don't mind coming to work, b...
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*Medal Monday*

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*early morning run*

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Honestly blows my mind sometim...
5:00AM

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When your IT band is starting...
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