Got twisted in a sweaty sports bra 

today... my whole life flashed before 

my eyes... I honestly thought I 

was gonna be stuck like that 

till I died of dehydration 

or something.
eBib text : Got twisted in a sweaty sports bra today... my whole life flashed before my eyes... I honestly thought I was gonna be stuck like that till I died of dehydration or something.

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ROAD RUNNER                 Yasso 800's              ULTRARUNNER      Speed work,                I want 2 die         Taper, BQ
Congratulation on dating a runner.
Me contemplating wtf i'm going to do  with my life because it's 107 outside and i hate treadmills
It's not the heat it's the humidity. And  the morons.
Me when the smallest inconvenient  thing happens in my life
How long are you supposed to rest in between mile repeats? Like 6 months?
PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons  4 ultras...you must be soooo healthy   ME:  *caffeine-addicted, chronically  tired, occasional binge-eating,  shin stress-fractures*  "Haha yeah idk it's just  a lifestyle at this point"
I don't always roll a joint, but  when I do it's my ankle
You used my Squirrel's Nut Butter where?!?? Yeah you go ahead and  keep that
He's a 10 but he's a marathoner on the streets and a sprinter in the sheets
Petition to start parties at 5:45 so I can  be in bed by 8:30.... Marathon season is upon us !!
The first 2 miles don't count if you  have anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person
I have faced more peer pressure to run  a marathon than to do drugs
"Your marathon time could be a lot  better if you just ran faster"     –Sir Mo Farah
Smile if you made somebody run a race with you
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