I think it is just terrible and

disgusting  how everyone has treated

Lance Armstrong, especially after what 

he achieved, winning seven Tour de

France races while on drugs. When 

I was on drugs, I couldn't even find 

my bike.
eBib text : I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning seven Tour de France races while on drugs. When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike.

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Pants? In this economy??
I wanna be crazy fast. But I'm only crazy, so I'm halfway there. Progress
Y'all need to start appreciating the effort I put into not being a serial killer
Me at 9 PM: "Do your part by staying home, we can stay safe & save lives!!"    Me at 9 AM: "surprisingly legs feel great after  yesterday's tempo"
THEM: "Post the first picture of you  and your significant other together"  ME:
I wished I had a treadmill.... New quarantine low
Coronavirus  +  Training as usual  =      Get faster or die tryin
Ok so it turns out I was in fact running for races & medals and not for 'myself'
Born to run forced to quarantine
No one:  Me tasting my own food: "Bro you've outdone yourself this time"
Government: "Only go outside for emergencies"  People's emergencies:  "I wanted donuts"
After seeing how the public panics  over Coronavirus, I can see why the  government would never tell us about "them Aliens"
Me posting nonsense will continue  during lockdown because it's an Essential Service
Remember you are someone's  reason to smile.  Because your marathon PR is a joke
Me: My Insta crush liked my photo  Friend: How'd you meet him? Me: Through a mutual  virtual race account
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