I used to be able to drink all weekend.

Now, a night of drinking requires more

recovery time than my last marathon.
eBib text : I used to be able to drink all weekend. Now, a night of drinking requires more recovery time than my last marathon.

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I run every day so I don't act like Kanye
Today I saved $479.58 by not going  into REI for GU
Prayers needed... Nothing wrong, I just wanna hit the lotto and quit my job
Running in the cold is great because  you can add layers til you're comfy...  With the heat you can only take off so many layers before it becomes illegal
If it's one thing about me imma put  some medals on yo timeline
Remember you are someone's reason  to smile. Because your marathon PR  is a joke.
*TRIATHLETES* because some of us are too dumb to realize that 1 sport at a time is hard enough
ROAD RUNNER    Yasso 800's                ULTRARUNNER    Speed work,                     Stay hard!      Taper, BQ
ROAD RUNNER                 Yasso 800's              ULTRARUNNER      Speed work,                I want 2 die         Taper, BQ
Congratulation on dating a runner.
Me contemplating wtf i'm going to do  with my life because it's 107 outside and i hate treadmills
It's not the heat it's the humidity. And  the morons.
Me when the smallest inconvenient  thing happens in my life
How long are you supposed to rest in between mile repeats? Like 6 months?
PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons  4 ultras...you must be soooo healthy   ME:  *caffeine-addicted, chronically  tired, occasional binge-eating,  shin stress-fractures*  "Haha yeah idk it's just  a lifestyle at this point"
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