Ibuprofen. Drug of choice for when the runner's high wears off !!
eBib text : Ibuprofen. Drug of choice for when the runner's high wears off !!
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All runners have that one song that awakens the Olympian in them
It's not bragging when I tell you how many miles I ran today... It's so you don't judge when I devour a whole box of donuts in one sitting.
I'm 40 but I feel like I'm 20... Until I hang out with some 20 year olds for mile repeats. Then I'm like no, never mind, I'm 40
You ever been in a race and think to yourself "i'm gonna miss this"
Some runners cuss too much.... It's me, I'm some runners.
My favorite childhood memory -eating junk food and thinking wtf are calories
* taper week * I'm either annoyed or annoying... There's no in-between.
November... the month when marathon season ends and eating season begins
Me after NYC Marathon: "this muscle soreness can't possibly get any worse" Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness: "Ohhhh just wait bitch, there is more!!"
Don't let anyone bullshit you, running a marathon is f*cking hard
YES! YES! I did it! I feel fabulous.I'm badass, I finished my first marathon! I am amazing! This is the best I ever felt in my entire life! Umm, bring the car to me, I can't move from here...
Therapist: and what do we do when we feel this way? Me: buy running shoes Therapist: no
Only runners will understand... That nervous pee you get before a race even though you've already gone to the bathroom a million times...
If you're a NON-RUNNER and you're NOT BLOCKED YET congratulations on minding your own business
You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over five boroughs just for a medal, t-shirt, and a beer. Welcome to the insanity !!
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