If you believed me when I said I'm not going to drink after my run, that's on you
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We all cope in different ways. I like running and being awesome
Race director: "Paramedics are on call for any injury, but the reception’s been spotty. It's best to get hurt between mile 6 and 13"
Here's the thing... REAL runners don't post every single mile on Instagram. That's how everyone knows you're a rookie.
Emilou: “Fear. That's why people run a marathon. Fear of being fat, fear of dying, disease... In my opinion, it takes more courage NOT to run a marathon.”
Is he actually hot or does he just run fast?
Long runs are a great way to justify binge eating after long runs
I was taking a walk break and someone saw me
"You're so chill"..... thanks I gave up
*driving home from Beer Mile* The officer said "You drinking?" I said "You buying" We just laughed and laughed. I need bail money ASAP...
Even if you are fully vaccinated, the CDC recommends to go for a run
Shareef: “You wanna date a runner? Oh yeah? Try getting into an argument 2 miles into a 20-mile run.”
Running won't leave you on read for 12 hours btw
Jenna: “The average marathoner is 35, male, predominantly middle to upper class… I have 26.2 miles to chase down a husband.”
Once you develop that "it is what it is" mentality a lot of things stop bothering you
"What do you do for fun?" Me: I struggle
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