If you believed me when I said 

I'm not going to drink after my run,  

that's on you
eBib text : If you believed me when I said I'm not going to drink after my run, that's on you

Funny eBibs

Thanks for being my go-to running  friend to discuss the annoying-as-fuck tendencies of practically everyone
I'm ready for hoodies and cool nights
You know you're a runner... When  you're asked how your weekend was,  you can only reply in miles
There is always that one person in any group run who thinks they are in the olympics.
78% of the running girls reading this  are wearing their hair in a weird bun  right now
Doctor: You need to rest that leg for  at least two weeks  Me: Of course..... Can I run home though? Doctor: Are you even  listening to me?  Me: No, I don't have  any allergies
TYPES OR RUNNING INJURIES  • 1% fell down or turned my ankle  • 99% I feel unusually good I'm going to run a little longer and maybe run  a little faster. Wow I feel grrrea...WTF?? NOOOO, I OVER DID IT!!!
I can't tell if I'm self-sabotaging or  training at 110%.....It's such a fine line.
If you can't handle me at my worst (aka when I don't run) then fair enough tbh I'm completely fucking ridiculous
Running an ultramarathon is more  thrilling when you don't have  health insurance
I rather eat a whole bus tire than  stretch after a run
Anyone else permanently going  through a lot lately
Yeah.......As soon as we are out of the camera's man line of vision... I am  walking
yo I accidentally made my running  circle so small that it's only me
Me: omg so sorry just saw your text,  crazy day   Actually me:
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