If you believed me when I said I'm not going to drink after my run, that's on you
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I deserve pancakes and sex this morning but the way my life set up imma have to settle for 10 miles and foam-rolling session
Anyone else having one of those "pour me a fucking drink" type of days?
I feel like I'm getting ruder by the day but I can't even help it I'm just getting sick and tired of humans in general
If your girl does't go a little fucking psycho on you when she doesn't put her miles in, she's not a runner sweetie
I'm sorry if I don't wave or smile back at you while I'm running. It's just that I'm trying very hard to not die
No matter how fire your selfies are, your race pics will always humble you
You. Me. Going for a run and having a nap after. It's a date.
When you're drunk, you can actually walk for fuckin' miles
Once you're over 25 you don't need no alarm... Your problems gonna wake you up right on time for ya morning run
Wine drunk is always a surprise. Like will I be giggling for hours, or will I just cry? Perhaps plot a fun revenge, or eat a dinner for 4? Who knows?
You might be a runner if.... you hate when training runs don't end exactly on a whole number, but for some reason you have NO PROBLEM with the numbers13.1and 26.2
I like my morning run more than I like most people
I'm always weirdly proud when my pee is clear. Like, fuck yea, I'm so damn hydrated
"I'm going for a run" is literally my excuse for when I'm sad or upset
We don't do it for the medals. Said no runner ever.
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