If you believed me when I said 

I'm not going to drink after my run,  

that's on you
eBib text : If you believed me when I said I'm not going to drink after my run, that's on you

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Going for a run gives you energy but you need energy to go for a run. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me
A real running friend is someone who  has a picture of you that could ruin your whole future and reputation
I hate when runners who are really fast come to group runs and start pushing  the pace... Go run in the olympics  bxtch we trying to have fun
Marry a man with a beard. Because a man that's patient enough to grow a  beard has enough patience to deal  with your running bs
Some running friends really make you wonder how you got lucky enough  to meet them
Today is GLOBAL RUNNING DAY. Or as  we runners like to call it Wednesday
Some girls don't like to run in the rain because it puts their face back to  factory settings...
Me: "My husband has been having  trouble falling asleep." My therapist : "Have you tried telling him  about your running?"
I've been waiting all winter to start complaining about the summer heat
Peeing on a run with friends is such a  bonding moment
JLo and Ben Affleck are back together,  Lindsay Lohan is starring in a new  movie, and I'm still trying to get  a BQ.... Hello 2004
TRIATHLON  Why suck at only one sport when you  can suck at three
I ran 50 miles sounds so much better than I DNFed halfway through a hundo
Running won't leave you on "Delivered"  for 12 hours
You used my Body Glide where?!?  Yeah you go ahead and keep that
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